søndag den 20. november 2011

Music to rock tha house

This entry is about good music.

You think you know what you like to hear - I doubt it
Cause only when you have heard some real' good music you know what's worth listening to!

Here's some guidelines:

  1. The track can be repeated the first 3 times and still give you chills-of-awesome
    • I write "track" because music isn't just about the singer. 
  2. Even thou you aren't a drummer, you still hit the air-cymbal when the chorus comes
  3. When you close your eyes you are another place
    • ... or you are playing in the band in another dimension
  4. The full track has more than 4 different chords.
    • There are a few exceptions to this, but they are rare
  5. The track isn't good because the singer has a good looking body
  6. The track suck them-big-balls if there is more dance than song in the music video
  7. There is more singing than screaming
    • I'm not talking 51 % / 49 %
    • I'm talking at least 80% / 20%
  8. The genre "ROCK" and "METAL" isn't reserved to male singers
  9. Tracks going *UMP'TI-UMP'TI-UMP'TI* suck-moar-of-them-big-balls if they don't comply to rule number 4.
  10. If some parts of your body doesn't follow the rhythm and you don't have a hard time not humming the text or nodes - it's not good enough
  11. If some of your friends says "that's not good" it can still be
    • If all your friends says "that's not good" you need new friends or recheck this list
      • ... maybe both
So I know what I'm talking about?
Sure do. And I'm qualified!

I played lead guitar in a few bands for about 6 years and drums for 2. When you have done that you must enjoy what is being played and how it sounds.

You can play all the "G-B-C" songs and think "yeah, it's good - people are dancing.... but I'm BORED" - cause this doesn't comply with rule number 4.

You can play all wicked chords, fancy solos and really feel the bass but those who listening to it only lift the one eyebrow and perhaps shaking the head from side to side ( see rule 10 ).

Oh yeah - give me those examples then:
Would love to. Remember the guidelines!

# Artist - track_name 
  • comment

  1. Anberline - Fin
  2. Submersed - Hollow
  3. Machinae Supremacy - Gimme More 
    • Notice how good Britney Spears' songs sounds, when she's not in it :)
  4. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jacker 
    • She's good looking (I'm a guy but I will still say he's not bad looking either) and this one pulls the exception for rule number 4
  5. Hinder - Waking Up the Devil
  6. Unkle - Burn My Shadow
  7. Slipknot - Circle 
    • Notice a track from Slipknot without a scream *double side-nose-poke*
  8. 12 Stones - Eric's Song
  9. Alexi Murdoch - Breathe
  10. Breaking Benjamin - Breath
  11. Coldplay - Trouble
  12. Dire Straits - Heavy Fuel 
    • It's old but it ricks
  13. Disturbed - Indestructible
  14. Eric Clapton - Layla 
    • Normal and acoustic version
  15. Evanescence - My Last Breath 
    • Notice all the songs I like with title about the lungs functionality o_O
  16. Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
  17. Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
  18. Gregorian - Join Me
  19. Howard Shore - The Bridge of Khazad Dum 
    • Lord of the Ring theme
  20. Jack Johnson - Better Together
  21. John Butler Trio - Ocean 
    • There are a lot of versions but I do prefer this one
  22. Jonathan Coulton - Want You Gone 
    • Theme from Portal 2. "Still Alive" is also recommended
  23. Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
  24. Klaus Badelt - He's a Pirate 
    • Theme from Pirates of the Caribbean
  25. Limb Bizkit - Livin' It Up
  26. Linkin Park - Crawling
  27. Mark Knopfler - Punish the Monkey
  28. Metallica - I Disappear
  29. Muse - Undisclosed Desires
  30. Nickelback - Feelin' Way Too Damn Good
  31. Nightwish - End of All Hope
  32. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
  33. P.O.D - Youth of The Nation
  34. Papa Roach - Blanket of Fear
  35. Phil Collins - Hear On The Street
  36. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Don't Forget Me
  37. Robbie Williams - Bodies
  38. Ronald Jenkees - The Sunfish Song
  39. Safri Duo - Sweet Freedom
  40. The Script - Rusty Halo
  41. Slapshock - Miles Away
  42. Staind - Devil
  43. System of a Down - Hypnotize
  44. Tenacious D - Dude (I Totally Miss You)
  45. Three Days Grace - Riot
  46. TYR - Sinklars Visa
  47. U2 - Magnificent
  48. Vadrum - William Tell
  49. Weird A' Yankovic - White and Nerdy
  50. Within Temptation feat Kieth Caputo - What Have You Done (Rock Mix)

That was 50 artists. All of them have made more than just one good track - that's for sure. But this is just a random pick of some of the good ones of these 50. There are a lot of artists who I just don't have time to give all the credit they deserve.

Last thing to be said is, that my taste of music is the best - no one better (yeah, no need to read twice - that's how it is).

If you disagree with the guidelines I like to know, and please post an example to support the comment.

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